On Saturday night, Miss Golden Butterfly herself Mariah Carey performed at the 2015 Jazz and Blues Festival and she had some, um, lip-syncing issues. Of course, she is still gorgeous and perfect because she's Mimi and that's just how she does. After she flubbed her lines, she drove home atop a gold brick and ate calorie-free marshmallows for both dinner and dessert. So, yeah, she's still doing a helluva lot better than pretty much any human being on earth. 

[via TMZ

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