Domestic abuse is no joke. It's down right sickening and only shows how much of a low-life a man is when he chooses to beat his girlfriend or wife. But when a dude pelts a woman with pizza, I am not only pissed, I am disgusted. I want to fight the air, throw my chair, and scream. THIS IS NOT HOW PIZZA SHOULD BE USED.
Pizza was used as a weapon in two recent domestic violence cases. First, a man in North Carolina was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend with pizza. Cody Sebastian Parsons, 25, tried to deny he threw pizza at his GF. But when police arrived, they noted that his 19-year-old girlfriend, Sarah McKinney, had pizza sauce on the back of her right rib cage. BUSTED.
And in a prior incident, a South Carolina man grabbed his girlfriend by the neck, slammed her into a kitchen counter, and pummeled her with pizza—leaving her completely covered from head-to-toe in marinara sauce. Jimmy Ray Poage, 47, was charged with domestic violence and jailed.
I am angry that these men exhibited physical violence towards their girlfriends, and furthermore, I am peeved that they wasted precious pizza slices. Seriously...WTF?! Not only are these two guys total douche bags, they're idiots who neither understand how sacred women are, nor how heavenly the combination of bread, sauce, and cheese is.
I can't imagine the horror these women must have felt as they had such a delicacy thrown at them. If I were in that situation, I'd not only be scared, I'd be sad that my man was f*cking wasting food.
Sigh. Now I want some pizza.
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