1. French Connection
Making the dream of x-ray vision a reality.
2. Lee Jeans
Well, that's one way to keep from getting popsicle juice on your shirt.
3. Bulgari
How cute is that little lion cub??!! Look at his little face! He obviously loves hugs. Oh, also Julianne Moore is there, naked, wearing millions of dollars in jewelry. Poor Julianne. Even naked, there's no competing with a little baby lion. Oh my god! There are two of them!
4. Abercrombie & Fitch
Admit it, if you didn't already know better, you'd probably think A&F was selling laser hair removal packages instead of clothes.
5. Gilly Hicks
Ironically, the ads for A&F's lingerie brand, Gilly Hicks, actually feature more clothing than most of Abercrombie's other ads. That model on the left might be holding her bra in her teeth, but at least it's in the picture!
6. American Apparel
Because you're allergic to pants.
7. Calvin Klein
Where would Calvin Klein be without body lotion?
8. YSL
When your skin is this ***flawless, you don't need clothes, just accessories. And perfume.
9. Tom Ford
She would probably have better luck holding that bottle if she weren't so greasy.
10. Gucci
A free pubic stencil with every purchase!
11. Chanel
She'd rather be naked and sprayed with a garden hose than wear anything that's not Chanel.
12. Burberry
A good trench coat really does go with everything (or nothing, as the case may be).
13. David Yurman
Nothing goes with thick gold chains like sand on your booty.
14. Mulberry
"Do I have something on my back?"
15. Levi's
Finally! Jeans for nudists!
16. Project Runway
Look out, Tim Gunn! Those naked models are coming for your clothes! Defend yourself!
17. Christian Dior
Just another Tuesday for Natalie Portman.
I'm 30 percent bunnies, 40 percent of the time.