Paris Hilton is the proud new owner of Mr. Amazing, who is apparently the world's smallest Pomeranian [via TMZ. Mr. Amazing is a micro Pomeranian, according to his listing at Betty's Tea Cup Yorkies, a site that specializes in selling only the cutest "baby doll face pure bred puppies." He has a "triple white ice coat," "the flatest [sic] bear face ever!" and also "the shortest little legs ever!" He weighs either 10 ounces or 11.6 ounces, depending on if you trust Betty's listing or TMZ (a veritable Sophie's Choice in dog weight). Here is a photo:

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Paris reportedly paid $13,000 for him, and he's currently on his way to her LA mansion to start his glamorous new life. Look at that cute little "bear face," does he deserve anything less?! Of course, at only 2.5 inches tall, it's likely that Paris will have to make him a miniature version of her current dogs' kennel, which is already a miniature version of her own house. Incidentally, do you ever wonder if other dogs from the neighborhood try to sneak into this kennel and steal chew toys, Bling Ring-style?

Anyway, in conclusion, here is a controversial opinion from my Cosmopolitan.com colleague Eliza Thompson. "That's not a dog," says Eliza. "That's a mouse." Agree/disagree?

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