This should come with a XXX warning, no lie.
Here's a video about sandwiches because it's Saturday and I love you. Word of caution: Install a splash guard on your computer, because things are about to get really drooly around here.
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Laura Beck is a Los Angeles-based TV writer and frequent contributor to Cosmopolitan.com — her work has appeared in the New York Times, New Yorker, Jezebel, and the Village Voice.
