1. Pocahontas is famine.
2. Merida is pestilence.
3. Mulan is war.
4. And Snow White is death, poison apples, and then some.
And bonus 5. A group shot! The end may be near, but they'll sing a nice song while they're shutting shit (i.e. the world) down. Or at least whistle.
P.S. Next up from Cosmopolitan.com, if Disney princesses were manatees (seriously, it's happening). Ain't no apocalypse going to hold us back.
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