If you've been a little exhausted by the adult coloring books popping up everywhere (I know some people have, but personally I think adult + coloring = great), now there's a coloring book that will feed your cynical, broken heart, and duh, it's called Have a Nice Life Asshole: Breakup Stress Reliever Adult Coloring Book.

The coloring book includes 50 breakup insults that you can color in while you're trying to keep yourself from eating even more pizza because honestly, screw him. 

In short, it's enchanting and pretty badass because who doesn't want to calmly color in "Have fun living with your mother" while blasting '90s female-fronted rock bands? The answer is no one because this is great. 

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Lane Moore

Lane Moore is an award-winning comedian, actor, writer, and musician. She is the creator of the hit comedy show Tinder Live and author of the critically acclaimed book How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't. Moore is the front person and songwriter in the band It Was Romance, which has been praised everywhere from Pitchfork to Vogue. She has written for The Onion, The New Yorker, and was previously the Sex and Relationships editor at Cosmopolitan.