You'd think the talent portion of Miss America is the most entertaining part of the whole show. You would be correct, but not because of the actual talents (which this year included opera singing, a dance to a Frozen song, and ventriloquism). During each performance, producers run "fun facts" about each contestant on the screen (in case their talent isn't entertaining enough?), and they were equal parts spectacular and nonsensical. Here, 10 of the best:

1. Miss New York (who, presumably, knows that it's Austen)

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2. Miss Florida

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3. Miss New York

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4. Miss Alabama

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5. Miss Arkansas

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6. Miss Ohio

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7. Miss Florida

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8. Miss Massachusetts

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9. Miss Virginia

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10. Miss Mississippi

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