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Paris Hilton dropped $13,000 on her new pet puppy last week, a teacup Pomeranian called Mr. Amazing. Mr. Amazing is, apparently, the world's smallest dog, and you know that is a superlative Paris is going to drop in conversation often — perhaps until she hears about the world's smallest marmoset, or flamingo, maybe, and then some of the magic will be lost.

But while Mr. Amazing is still the flavor of her month, she took him for a walk yesterday (pictured above). Technically he didn't do any of the walking, though — and considering he has what his breeder describes as the "shortest little legs ever," that's maybe for the best. It'd take him forever to make it down the block. Please also notice that Paris is carrying what appear to be a good few thousand dollars (in loose hundred dollar bills) in her clear black plastic purse, as well as something in a box with her face on it. Perhaps she's going to buy Mr. Amazing a playmate? Or a tea set. Or maybe just some gum.

Here's a bonus photo of Paris bringing him home for the first time, by the way:

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He looks so adorable that you could almost be forgiving for never letting him out of this baby blue blanket. But not actually, because that would be animal cruelty.

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