Last night was the taping of Comedy Central's Justin Bieber Roast, hosted by Kevin Hart and featuring mean-AF jokes from Martha Stewart, Snoop Dogg, Ludacris, and more. Here, some of the biggest LOLs from the evening. (You can watch the full Roast when it airs on March 30 at 10 P.M.)
1. "I'm here to give Justin Bieber some tips for when he inevitably ends up in prison … Change up those tattoos. You have an owl on your arm and the word patience on your neck. I would suggest the words white power, full back, so you don't look like some 14-year-old girl's Trapper Keeper." —Martha Stewart
2. "Justin Bieber, the man. Why are you here? ... You are about to get fucked harder than Orlando Bloom fucked Selena Gomez." —Chris D'Elia
3. "You gotta give it up for Justin. He started from the bottom and he's still a bottom." —Hannibal Buress
4. "Justin's life changed when Usher heard one of his songs and liked it, which only goes to prove that Usher ain't black." —Snoop Dogg
5. "... You haven't put out an album in three years. What are you doing? If you listen closely you can hear the sounds of One Direction fucking your fans." —Jeffrey Ross
6. "Selena Gomez wanted to be here but she's dating men now. Is it true you dumped her because she grew a mustache before you?" —Jeffrey Ross
7. "You're like our beetles. Not the band, the bugs that live in shit." —Natasha Leggero
8. "You acted so much like a pussy on the show that Ellen tried to eat you." —Ludacris
9. "Look, I'm new to comedy, but here's a joke: What do you get when you given a teenager $200 million dollars? A bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours." —Justin Bieber
10. "Martha, thanks for coming. I know that's something you probably don't do much of anymore." —Justin Bieber
Bonus: Here are some mean things said about Bieber on the red carpet.
And here are some mean things said about Selena Gomez during the roast.
