Five hands-on (sorry) contestants gathered around a five-and-a-half-foot inflatable penis to participate in the inaugural "Longest Handy Ever" contest this week [via The Alligator.
The competition took place at the Gainesville, FL sex shop X-Mart. In order to win the competition, you had to be the last man or woman standing with your hand on the peen. Up for grabs (sorry) was a huge bag of sex toys, courtesy of X-Mart.
Eight minutes in, the first contestant peaced. Forty minutes later, another man left. Two of the final three participants got hungry and considered leaving. Kat Gottschalch, 25, assured her competition that she wasn't going anywhere. She also got them to agree that if she won, she would share the prize so the others would not feel shafted (sorry).
"She unzips a large black duffel bag to reveal pornography, nipple clamps and a vibrating dildo mounted on a black bouncy ball. She pulls each item out and squeals with excitement," the Alligator reports. Gottschalch declared that upon winning, "I [felt] like Santa with a sack full of presents."
A handful, you mean? Sorry.
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