20 Sex Toys that Don't Look Like Sex Toys
No need to shove these orgasm bestowers in your sock drawer — unless of course that's just how you roll — because the toys you're about to see look completely innocent.
No need to shove these orgasm bestowers in your sock drawer — unless of course that's just how you roll — because the toys you're about to see look completely innocent.
The definition of "bells and whistles" is a vibrator with Swarovski crystals and a detachable feather tail. It comes in a snakeskin box with satin lining and a silver engraved stand. Because you're #worthit?
A lint roller and a vibrator in one. Because you need to get off and also get the cat hair off your pants.
There's no need for a goody drawer now that there's the Crave Droplet, which you can wear as a post-modern stainless steel necklace that looks like it's from the MoMa gift shop. By night, it's a surprisingly powerful vibrator.
Are you looking at a deep blue, beautiful robot donut? Yes. You are also looking "the world's most sophisticated oral sex simulator" for women. (The world's most sophisticated oral sex simulator for dudes is "dudes' hands.")
If someone was dueling in a Salvador Dali painting, their sword would look like this G-spot stimulator.
Brought to you by Big Tease Toys, this clitoral stimulator looks kind of like some flying gadget you'd see doing reconnaissance in a sci-fi film.
Matteo Cibic's "Bibelot Sexual"
Yep, that's a hidden dildo in the middle of a fishbowl created by some artsy dude. Sure, it's weird, but it beats that opening-closing faux treasure chest.
These oddly-shaped, disguised vibes have names like "The Frenchman" and "The Tennis Coach." Hey, whatever gets you going, right?
Could it be a baking tool? An iPhone speaker? You can probably leave this one out without anyone ever guessing it's a creatively shaped vibrator.
Designed by South African innovator Angus Campbell, these Swarovski crystal dildos could double as a sparkly wand. (The next must-have girls' night accessory?)
Created by artist Tony Regazzoni, these butt plugs are not designed for actual use (yet…), but they could look pretty rad on your accent table.
Winner of the Czech national award for student design, Anna Maresova developed these innocent-looking toys, one of which kind of reminds me of a plastic corn dog.
This toy looks like many things, but few would identify it as a ($2,590!!!) gold butt plug.
A cool piece of jewelry, or a device for upping your hand-job game? Actually, this thing is both.
While this metal cockring sadly doesn't double as a bottle opener, you can totally leave it in your kitchen, no questions asked.
OK, OK, this wood rod does kind of look like something you'd use for spanking someone. But, it's way more innocuous that an actual whip.
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