8 Disney Princesses Enjoying Their Old Age, Because They've Mostly All Been Through a Lot and Deserve a Relaxed Retirement, You Know?

1. Fa Mulan and Li Shang, with the grandkids

2. Belle, also with the grandkids

Always with the books, don't you know.

3. Elsa, Anna, and Olaf

The heating bills in this retirement home are outrageous. And folks complain about the cold regardless, not even because there's a fey snowman resident either.

4. Ariel and Flounderpuss

Ariel has spent her life rebuilding the hoard King Triton destroyed in that angsty dad's rampage through her underwater cavern of wonders. Her collection of dinglehoppers is particularly impressive, but it's under some pile of paperwork and old blocks of cheese somewhere...

5. Eugene and Rapunzel Fitzherbert

Eugene, or should we say Flynn, is a silver fox.

6. Aladdin and Jasmine, and the grandkids

7. Snow White

Obligatory Disney cat lady. There has to be one, and Snow's friendship with all those cutesy forest creatures is one that's destined to endure.

8. John Smith and Pocahontas

This makes Grandmother Willow a great-great-grandmother technically, but there's still some snap in those old vines! (Note: John Smith is looking pissy because Meeko has run off with his dentures, that little scamp.)

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