Charlie Edgeworth, 19, sold his car to pay for a breast reduction after years of being called "Mooby" by asshole bullies who mocked his rare medical condition that caused him to develop full breasts at 13 years old [via Caters.

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Edgeworth says he was so embarrassed by his B-cup breasts that he spent years hiding in baggy clothes so that no one would notice him, which is incredibly sad on, like, six levels.

After attempts to reduce his breast size via diet and exercise only resulted in him losing weight everywhere but his chest, he decided to sell his car and use the money to have a breast reduction.

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"I hadn't taken my top off in public since primary school and never went topless in the house so my mum didn't even know," Edgeworth said. "It's hard to get close to somebody when you have this hang-up. It's difficult to keep seeing someone when you're constantly thinking, I've got bigger boobs than you. For the last six years I haven't had a serious partner because of it, which is a bloody long time."

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Since the results of the operation were so successful, Charlie said he feels like he can finally start dating again. "It sounds like a cliché but I feel like my life can begin now."

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Lane Moore is an award-winning comedian, actor, writer, and musician. She is the creator of the hit comedy show Tinder Live and author of the critically acclaimed book How to Be Alone: If You Want To, and Even If You Don't. Moore is the front person and songwriter in the band It Was Romance, which has been praised everywhere from Pitchfork to Vogue. She has written for The Onion, The New Yorker, and was previously the Sex and Relationships editor at Cosmopolitan.