Heidi Klum's Sharper Image ads are being banned for being too scintillating because OMG BOOBS I'VE NEVER SEEN THOSE BEFORE.

From The Daily Mail:

...[T]he campaign has proved a hit across major cities in New York and Los Angeles, a spokesperson for the McCarren International Airport in Clark County, Las Vegas, where the ads have been banned, insisted that the provocative imagery violates a local regulations about imagery which features women's breasts.

Umm... have you been to the McCarren airport? Because I have and was greeted with the thong-clad dong of a young man for the "Thunder from Down Under" male strip show right in my face. But, you know, the side of Heidi Klum's boob. TOO PROVOCATIVE!

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