Yes, there are now illustrations of your favorite Disney princes (and other male characters) showing off their princely packages. Isn't that just what you needed this morning? Yes, yes it is.
Courtesy of the delightfully phallic minds over at Jezebel, the series of sketches includes Prince Charming and his "perfect" peen, Prince Eric, Li Shang, Frozen's Kristoff (who, Jezebel believes, has a "super thick dick ... like a Coke can," and you know he'd take dick pics with the can right there for comparative purposes) and even Gaston. Let's just say Gaston's daily five dozen eggs are all laced with steroids, because yeah:
Seriously though, Disney can't get away with styling many of their movies' princes in tight, riding-style pants and not expect people to wonder what's the deal with their bulges (or, really, lack of bulges). And even when they're less form-fitting — i.e. Aladdin's harem pants — the drapey nature of fabric through the crotch really should, for the sake of accuracy/sexy Disney thoughts, yield some visible peen lines. Jezebel is doing the dirty work, literally and metaphorically, and should be applauded for it.
See more "Disney Dudes' Dicks," as well as in-depth descriptions of said dicks, over at Jezebel. The collection does need more Hercules, but maybe there'll be more to come. (LOL!)
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