1. "Black Kitten"

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2. "Adorable"

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3. "I'm Right Here"

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4. "Not Prepared"

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5. "Gratitude"

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6. "The Lap"

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7. "The Only Reason"

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All poems taken from I Knead My Mommy and Other Poems by Kittens, by Francesco Marciuliano. So yes, they're not technically written by kittens but do you want to be the guy snarking on cute cats' literary dreams? I'm sure they helped with the creative process and maybe even hacked up a hairball (or some cat vom) on a draft they didn't like.

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Alex Rees
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I’m the news director here at Cosmopolitan.com, and I could really use a cup of tea right now. When I say I’m a lady on the street but a freak in the sheets, I mean that I’m eating mint chocolate cheesecake in bed. (Also, I’m a guy.)