Like lots of other people who have gone through a bad breakup, one Macedonian man decided to make some changes. In this case, that meant cutting off his apparently small penis after his ex-girlfriend told him she wasn't satisfied sexually [via Gawker.
He conducted the amateur bris with a razor (in a single slash, no less), and disposed of both the razor and his equipment in a garbage can. I guess he figured if he can't pleasure a woman with a small penis, he'd stand a better chance with no penis. Unfortunately, he was unable to stop the bleeding and contacted emergency services. He was rushed to a nearby hospital in Kocani, and then surgery was performed to successfully reattach the lil guy in Skopje. No word yet on whether or not it will still be fully functional, but hopefully he'll recover nicely and gain a new appreciation for his penis. You don't know what you got 'til it's gone.
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