The very prodigious/productive Farrah Abraham has somehow managed to take time out of running supermarkets and yogurt shops, writing erotic fiction, molding sex toys from her vagina, and parenting her daughter Sophia to pick up shifts at a strip club in Austin, Texas [H/T Gawker. Look, I'm not saying Farrah owns a Time-Turner, but I'm not saying she doesn't either, and maybe even with that I have said too much to y'all Muggles as it as. [Points wand!]

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OK, where were we? Yes, Farrah is now the "celebrity house feature" at the Palazio Gentleman's Club. In a story so fascinating that it'll almost certainly feature in future chapters of the thinly-veiled autobiographical series that is her Sex Tape novel trilogy, she explains she first took a job as a waitress in the club, but only for the sake of "research." (For a future film role, apparently, because she's a method actress in the making.) But after deciding that serving drinks just didn't cut it, Farrah spoke with the club's manager, one BeBe Montgomery, and agreed to sign on as a dancer. "It benefits everybody," Montgomery explains — the club gets a performer as prestigious as Farrah, and, presumably, a cut of Farrah's $2,500 hourly dancing fee. She'll take home the rest.

And Farrah has great plans for the money. It'll go toward the opening of a second frozen yogurt store (because she already owns one), she tells Radar. "I've learned that this industry has class and strength, and [it] has taught me life skills to better myself for my daughter's future," she added. "Palazio Gentlemen's Club has shown me and other women how we should be respected, treated and cared for and not to settle for less." And that's exactly what the strip club environment should promote, don't you think?

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