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Eschewing meat doesn't mean you don't get to eat all the delicious things on Thanksgiving. With these recipes, you'll be the happiest, fattest, sexiest veg-head in all the Thanksgiving land. Enjoy!

1. Smoky Pumpkin Bisque [via Vegan Yack Attack

Oh my goodness, this creamy bisque is so. damn. good.

2. Panko Crispy Green Beans [via Healthy Happy Life

The perfect, most deep-fried way to eat greens on Thanksgiving.

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3. Apple Cider Brussels Sprouts [via Chloe Coscarelli

If you think you don't like Brussels sprouts, try these and see how wrong you are.

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Let's be real, Thanksgiving is all about the sides.

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This is healthy but don't let that stop you.

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Everything delicious in one bowl. Yes.

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It's THANKSGIVING in a BURGER.

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Hot, hearty, and irresistible. Is it Thanksgiving yet??

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Think you know seitan? You don't know anything (about anything!) until you try this recipe.

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I want to use this as a pillow and then eat it when I wake up.

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Pumpkin, caramel, and cheesecake. Dear Lord.

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Pumpkin Pie Truffles YOU GET OUT OF HERE.

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What's Thanksgiving without booze? I mean family. And booze.

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Laura Beck
Laura Beck is a Los Angeles-based TV writer and frequent contributor to Cosmopolitan.com — her work has appeared in the New York Times, New Yorker, Jezebel, and the Village Voice.