Kim Kardashian shared a naked selfie first thing Monday morning, because why not start the week in style? She had "nothing to wear LOL," she captioned the Instagram photo, so there you go. Kim has since clarified that the photo is over a year old, but that's beside the point; here she is, a little reminiscent of that infamous 2010 W magazine cover with the black bars and all:

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As is often the case with Kardashian selfies, lots of people had thoughts! And in particular, teen actress Chloë Moretz tweeted back at Kim with some feedback. Chloë's concerned that Kim is setting a bad example for young women, and that the #goals Kim's embodying are both unrealistic and dangerous:

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As an aside, it is worth noting that Kourtney just debuted a new video tutorial about how to eat a Reese's peanut butter cup, so it's not like the fam aren't providing life lessons. But back to the subject at hand: After being accused of slut-shaming Kim, because of course that came next, Chloe argued her criticism was instead couched in terms of "respecting the platform that you're given as a celebrity.

Kim, meanwhile, responded obliquely at first:

But then went on a buck wild late-night Twitter spree — wild to the extent that you have to worry that someone (i.e. Kanye) hacked her account to have their say. She shared the tea-sipping Kimoji and a new "liberated" nude photo, as well as a note acknowledging that she's "late to the party" because she'd been too busy cashing "my 80 million video game check" (which, incidentally, she says she used to pay off her hubby's $53 million debts, NBD). She called out Bette Midler in a sorta playful manner — Bette had joked earlier about Kim's overexposure:

So Kim asked for some of her nude photos in return, if it weren't "past your bedtime" (because, you know, Bette's in her early 70s and old folks need their sleep). She added the #JustKidding hashtag, which is presumably about the nudes and not the low blow age-shaming. And then she came for Chloë specifically too, taking the whole "new phone who dis" approach, which is arguably a cheap shot too but also a vicious one, and this is how Twitter feuds play out these days:

In conclusion, the tea Kimoji again:

Because Kim just served some piping hot, no milk, no sugar. While Chloë has this morning retweeted an article about her recent appearance onSNL Korea this morning, she has not addressed Kim's clapback. 

Update 03/08 2:20 p.m.: Kim has clarified that all her tweets were here own, because she can get sassy funny too thxvm!

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